The 10 social media experts you don’t want to see in the mirror.

Just blowing off a little steam here, folks.

Maybe you’ve followed a couple of these guys?

1. The misunderstood genius – I know everything while you know nothing, and you never will because you fail to recognize my genius. Yet I suffer onward…

2.     The old timer – I wrote that in 1992. You should be referencing me not him.

3.     The cool dude – I’m so hip you can only hope I’ll follow you back.

4.     Sincerely emotional – love, love, love is all you need.

5.     The techno-wenie – because of the JSON, API, PlexTard with sharepoint  in the cloud I will change the world before you figure out what I’m talking about.

6.     The beauty queen – this brilliant infographic shows navel lint frequency differences in millenials vs kittens.

7.     Fake data guy – this survey shows that 9 out of 10 people who answered this survey, answered this survey.

8.     One-hit wonder – I did something brilliant, brilliantly well, and now I’m not sure what to do.

9.     Read my book – New! Improved! Mine!

10.   Label guy/gal – I know the only way to get through to you unfocused idiots is to simplify it all down to a rallying #soundbyte that I pretend is a #meme

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